okcreepsters:

okcdouchebags:

I love people who have no idea how the match percentage works.

Right? It’s not like okcupid is guessing. You answered the questions! These are the consequences of your shitty opinions!

Lmfao “listen you moron.” I’m sure that’ll make someone give you their number

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what IS THIS

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heatoise:

*sees a cat*

me: holy shit

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awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby


R U SHITTING ME OMG

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

R U SHITTING ME OMG

Who the goddamn shit fuck got sausage pizza motherfucking hot pockets instead of goddamn pepperoni pizza hot pockets

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p0kemina:

fragmentedd:

Beauty or brains? 

Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously? 

Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.

Slam fuckin’ dunk thank u

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Fucking BARF

Fucking BARF

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